Our Best and Brightest

Name : Dave

Age : 33 (looks 40)

Height : 6'7

Bio : Meet Dave she is one of our best in stock, been around the block and knows the score. Will do anything willingly (including any drugs) but draws the line at necrophilia. A great fucking slag.

Dont miss out on this great oppurtuinity book now! (Price is negotiable)

Name:PingPong

Age:41

Height:5'5

Bio: Meet PingPong or Pong for short. She has a great attitude towards life and her favourite saying is "in this life we only have our word and our balls" And she can't wait to share with you. Once again the price is negotiable but there has been alot of interest for Pong so be quick.  

Name : TipMe

Age : 68

Height : 5'13

Bio : Even though TipMe is on the backend of 60, as they say money can't buy experience and in this case she is a seasoned veteran. She enjoys long walks on the beach and swordfighting. Call now to secure your future wife.